Heidi Klum bruised by 'Dancing with the Stars' Tom Bergeron
That's what you get for pretending to swoon into the all-too open arms of Bergeron, who promptly dropped her on the floor as part of a skit.
Afterwards, Heidi showed off her war wound as Bergeron proudly cupped her black and blue behind.
Ouch. Bet that hurt worse than the painfully lame Emmy opening act.
At least the bruise coordinates with her bright blue dress.