Heidi Montag wants a baby? Spencer Pratt wants a divorce!
Heidi Montag wants a baby.
And if she gets one, Spencer Pratt wants a divorce.
"If she gets pregnant, I told her there's a divorce or adoption," he told MTV News. "If she's not down with the adoption, I think it's divorce."
Spencer says he doesn't want a baby for the obvious reason: There's only room for one big baby in the Pratt house!
"I'm a baby. ...," he says. "And I'm not sure the world wants a Spencer Pratt spawn."
He's got a point.
"I think I was born ready," insists Heidi. "I'm very maternal. I'm very loving. I would be the best mom ever. [Spencer feels] not quite the same, but maybe he just doesn't know he wants kids yet. I think he never wants kids, but maybe I'll have a surprise for him."
If Spencer really feels that strongly about not having children, perhaps he shouldn't give Heidi those 30 orgasms a day.
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