Heidi Montag 'had too much Demerol, like Michael Jackson,' almost died

"I almost died after my procedure," Heidi Montag tells  Access Hollywood host Billy Bush.

"I had too much Demerol like Michael Jackson did and my breathing was five breaths per minute which is like, almost dead."

One of Heidi's security guys used to be an EMT and he timed my breath on his watch and called the nurses, who put oxygen on my face and called my plastic surgeon to come in for an emergency. 

Well, there's a ringing endorsement for having plastic surgery.