Heidi Montag: Her breasts may save the day... in 3-D, of course!
"I'm now finally free to start my career and my new life as a female mogul in Hollywood," Heidi tells People. "I can now become a full-time motion picture actress."
A "motion picture actress"? Really? We guess that if she'd said "movie star" we might not have taken her seriously.
Heidi recently worked with Ron Howard on what she calls a "short film." ( We call it a viral video.)
It seems that spending time with Howard inspired Heidi, because she's just written her own screenplay.
"I'm making my first 3-D beach comedy," she says. "I've even written a role for Dolly Parton to play the town mayor!"