Dirty Laundry: Jessica's bling, Fergie's engaged, Justin's sniffing, Miley's tongue tricks?

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Dirty Laundry: We wiped up the best dirt on the Web. So you don't have to.

It's official! Jessica and Cash are engaged!

Jessica Alba, who just happens to be lugging around Cash Warren's baby, is wearing a mutha-load of an engagement ring. Click HERE to see Jess' bling and her bright, shiny Christmas pimples.   

Also official! Fergie and Josh are engaged!

Fergie and Josh Duhamel have been together for ages. Most of us expected them to break up, not make a formal commitment. Must be love. Click HERE for the sappy, boring details. Justintim_james_14544824_600_2Who knew they've been dating for three entire years!

That may not sound like much to you, but it's kinda like the dog/human lifespan difference. In celebrity time, one year is equal to 12 years in civilian (non-famous folks) time.

What does Sexy Back smell like? You're about to find out. Rumor is that singer-dancer-denim designer Justin Timberlake is sniffing around the beauty world and may be launching a fragrance with Givenchy! Click HERE to scratch and sniff.

Watch out, Vanessa Hudgens.Miley's moving in. VHud's nude photos have nothing on the photos of Miley Cyrus' supposed girl-on-girl antics that surfaced on Perez Hilton's site. If those pics are real, I bet several Disney execs have already committed hara-kiri.

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