It's Perez Hilton Time!

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The fabulousness has begun. It's 10 p.m Friday night and the stars are starting to show up at Perez Hilton's 29th birthday party at The Roxy on Sunset Strip. Kelly Osbourne just arrived with Amy Winehouse, a Perez fave. Dita Von Teese is on her way! Janice Dickinson is confirmed. Woo hoo! More tomorrow when I recover from celebrating the birth of the most outrageous celebrity blogger in the universe. I've had one Absolut Pear-Ezelle (Absolute Pears, apple and cranberry Juice), snagged a few packages of a new KY premium personal lubricant called Intrigue and listened to 80s music. I'm having such a great time, I feel like taking photos of celebrities and drawing coke coming out of their noses. But who has time? Donovan Leitch's band is gonna go on soon. Plus Paris Hilton is heading this way. As a blue-haired Perez sez, "Anything can happen!"

Photo Credits: Me