'Jackass 3D' slaps, punches, and pukes 'The Social Network' out of No. 1 spot

jackass-3d-bull.pngWho needs conniving Harvard computer geniuses when you've got men who willingly staple things to their own testicles? In a bit of a surprise, "Jackass 3D" is on its way to a strong weekend at No. 1 in the box office, besting "The Social Network" with all of its Oscar buzz.

Hear that, America? All you need to have the biggest film in the country is a pair of rollerskates, an angry bull, a port-a-potty on a slingshot, and a rag-tag gang of friends who aren't afraid of letting office supplies near their genitals.