'Jersey Shore': 10 novel storylines for Snooki's new book

There are so many ways we're shocked by Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi's announcement that she's writing a novel based on her experiences on MTV's "Jersey Shore" due out in January.

First of all, she reads? Second of all, the only thing we've seen her write is her number in the club and the anonymous note to Sammi (and JWOWW helped her on that). 

Snooki's working title for the book is "A Shore Thing" and she says, "This book will have you falling in love at the shore." Well, we thought we'd help the girl out with possible storylines.

Here are 10 novel ideas for Snooki's book, "A Shore Thing":

1.) Guidette meets pale guido, falls in love, then finds out he's a vampire! Pale guido? He must be the undead.

2.) A tell-all of Snooki's love affair with comedian, Pauly Shore.

3.) Guidette meets drunken man, gets punched, guido picks her up off the floor, and they fall in love.