'Jersey Shore' creep: Snookin' for love, lethal abs, a coked up cast member and more

" Jersey Shore" fans, the crew has wrapped in Miami and they're currently back on Twitter and Facebook expressing every juiced up thought that comes across their tan noggins. Thank you, TV gods.

In the video above, the now single Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi tweeted a video telling us what she's "Snookin' for in a guy." By the way, "pale ghosts" should skip the video, because No. 1 on Snook's list is looks and that means "a tanned gorilla juicehead." Just sayin'

Yo, grab a Red Bull, because there's so much more going on with The Shore stars. The Situation's abs have caused an uproar, reports of cocaine use in Miami, shooting a music video with Enrique Iglesias ... .