'Jersey Shore' house for rent: Trash bags included

"Jersey Shore" House For Rent
6 BR, 3 BA. Includes duck phone and Italian flag on the door. Plenty of space to party, punch not included. Local police are familiar with the property and have been known to make frequent house visits. Easy access to GTL - gym, tanning, laundry. 10 min. walk from boardwalk, bars and clubs. 2 min. if you're running from locals. Previous occupants are rumored to have moved to Miami, though trash bags have been known to wander in and out.
$3,500 night (Possible job at cheesy t-shirt shop to offset rent.)