Another 'Jersey Shore' situation: Photos expose Mike's stripper past
Newly leaked pictures expose Sorrentino, well, exposing himself, as a stripper with the " All American Male" exotic dancing crew in 2004.
We know, you're shocked, right?
You know what's even more shocking to us? Some woman has to explain to her husband how she remembers "The Situation" from her bachelorette party!
He must give one hell of a lap dance.
We also know you won't be looking at "The Situation" in all his oiled down glory below, right? (We won't tell your husband.)