'Jersey Shore': Snooki pays her debt to society, Pauly D is no one's 'Apprentice'

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What are the signs of the Apocalypse? Some have suggested the world domination of the "Jersey Shore" crew. Or is it just the much-awaited degradation of society that Italian-American groups have been warning about since Season 1?

Either way, the crew keeps coming at us and people continue to tune in to their antics. Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino went major network with ABC's "Dancing with the Stars" and now reports say DJ Pauly Delvecchio has actually turned down a different major network offer. Meanwhile, Jenni "JWOWW" Farley is taking her fake T & rambunctious A to "TNA" wrestling. What's the world coming to? 

Here's a taste in our "Jersey Shore" news creep:

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  • Pauly D is no one's "Apprentice": According to reports, "The Celebrity Apprentice" approached the deejay about taking part in the next season. He turned them down to focus on his own MTV spin-off, which is supposedly already shooting! [TMZ]

  • MTV soothes a hurt Situation: After The Situation tweeted that he didn't like the way the show portrayed him in the last episode and may quit "The Shore," MTV basically replies, we hear your pain, we love you, and you're special. [Examiner.com]

  • Snooki pays off her debt to society: Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is debt-free - at least when it comes to the city of Seaside Heights. The guidette completed her community service after her drunken disorderly conduct on the beach earlier this year. First, she made sure the city's police headquarters were spotless and then she raised more than $6,000 for animal welfare charities by signing autographs for about three hours. Way to make an example of her, Seaside Heights! [New York Daily News]

  • Wig out like Snooki: MTV has officially licensed a Snooki wig. If you get one, let us know how many times a grenade charges at you! [Amazon.com]

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