Jessica Simpson's what smells like roses?

Jess Fans who attended Jessica Simpson's Ontario concert date -- for the price of $70 a ticket -- did not walk away empty handed. Sure, The Niagara Falls Review tore into the set. But get a load of these new fun facts about Ms. Simpson:

She considers her voice "a gift from God": Before the Dolly Parton-penned "Do You Know," Simpson talked about the night she screwed up the lyrics to "9 to 5" with Dolly in the audience. She was so bummed, "I told my daddy I'm never going to sing again ... I'm going to ignore this gift God gave me."

Tony Romo might soon be fathering an alien: Before the new song "Man Enough," Simpson said her man must be ready for anything -- including the possibility she's pregnant with an alien.

God speaks directly to her: Before "Remember That," a song about abuse, she said God wanted her to record it "so I could stand up here and be witness to you guys."

Her gas is pleasant: "I do pass gas a lot," she said. "I guarantee it smells like roses."

We here at Dish Rag encourage Jessica to print out this letter and keep it somewhere safe. Let it be an inspiration to you.

-- Denise Martin

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