Jesus Luz drops his pants, but won't discuss Madonna. Bor-ing.

Madonna's boy toy -- Jesus Luz  -- not only has sacrilegious underwear  billboards in Brazil. He also landed a major sexy spread in Interview magazine, for no other reason than the fact that he's bedding the rich and famous superstar cougar.

So naturally, any questions about Madonna were off limits.

What? Are they joking? We tried but we really can't recommend reading the interview unless you enjoy fascinating details like this: