Jesus Luz dumps Madonna? So not a great career move

We have shocking news to report:  Jesus Luz and Madonna have reportedly broken up because they have nothing in common.

In hindsight, we should have seen this coming. He's 23 and she's 51. And besides, he's really quite successful and famous in his own right now, thanks much. 

He recently landed a Brazilian underwear modeling gig and he was just profiled in a scintillating article in "Interview." 

Come to think of it, maybe the rift is why he refused to discuss his Old Lady Love in that article. 

Jesus reportedly broke it off but they both knew their May/December love had run its course. They'd dated for an entire year, ever since she dumped New York Yankees star Alex Rodriguez and divorced Guy Ritchie.