Johnny Depp stays onboard 'Pirates,' Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightly jump ship, Rob Marshall grabs the helm

Captain Jack Sparrow will soon set sail in search of the Fountain of Youth. 

On The Dish Rag's Mapquest: Take Fountain to La Cienega, turn left, turn right on Santa Monica and left on Rodeo Drive. Then you're smack dab in the middle of Beverly Hills, where most of the top Hollywood dermatologists and  plastic surgeons have offices.

Hey, LA traffic is an adventure unto itself.