Johnny Depp's Comic-Con teaser for 'Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides'

The " Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides" teaser trailer was shown at Comic-Con this weekend.

No action scenes. No lusty maidens. No special FX. Just Johnny Depp as a slightly rum-woozy Captain Jack Sparrow describing the rumored adventure that he's not going on: the search for the Fountain of Youth.

He warns that if he were going on such a journey, which he's not, it would entail dangers such as zombies, cut throats, mermaids and Penelope Cruz.