Jon Gosselin whines that Kate called him a 'lame fish.' Um, that's lame duck, Jon
"I took a lot of abuse from her. I was put down," he says on ABC's "Good Morning America." "She'll call me, like, almost like a lame fish. Like I wasn't going anywhere."
That's lame duck. And dead fish. Get your insulting metaphors straight.
Somewhere Kate is laughing....
He complains that she often left him with their eight kids to take care of while she was out making money publicizing her books.
"Well, excuse me, I'm taking care of the kids. She's on book tours, she's doing all these things. You know, she's gone a week. You know, comes back... packs up and leaves again," Gosselin, 32, told GMA. "I'm standing there like, 'Oh, OK. Your mom's gone again.'"
Want some cheese with that whine, Jon?
Does anyone still feel sorry for Jon anymore?
Or is he a 'lame fish' indeed by hanging out with younger women and partying all the time?
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