Kate Gosselin heads to Australia on 'Kate Plus 8.' Sorry, Australia
Koalas were held (as pictured), meltdowns were had (see: Cara during the New Year's Eve fireworks in Sydney, Kate in a shark cage), and Kate once again used her TV platform to talk a good game about embracing new experiences and the like. She got in the water twice, actually, snorkeling alongside sea lions in addition to getting inside a shark cage.
And while Kate was off facing the man-eaters, the kids got milkshakes. As you can see in the clip below, aide Ashley didn't really get orders from the children before getting a sampling of shakes, which leads to some semi-predictable carping about who gets what flavor, and why didn't you get the kind I like -- you know, kid stuff.
A Kate-free clip from the premiere is below. Are you still watching "Kate Plus 8"? Do you care anymore?