Kate Upton's Beach Bunny bikini video: Cat Daddy not included
Instead, Upton appears in a series of blinged out bikinis, talks about her pride in collaborating on the design for some of the suits and how she's "grown so much as a model" during her 18-month relationship with Beach Bunny.
"I used to love designing all my horse show outfits, so to be able to bring it to all you guys," she says, "I can't wait for you guys to see it."
For the record, none of the suits resemble equestrian gear.
There is one moment at the end when Kate and her cleavage lean towards the camera so she can declare the shoot "a wrap." It's no Cat Daddy, but it'll have to do.