Kathy Griffin slams Kim Kardashian's marriage in new comedy special
"Kim Kardashian married her special needs boyfriend ... I would argue that Kim Kardashian's ex Kris Humphries can barely get through a Dick and Jane book. He cannot read 'See Spot Run.' He just stops and sees spot and then, 'I'm out.'
Here's what I think happened. I think there was a price tag on every day she stayed married to that loser. And I think that's why she got out of it after 72 days. 'Cause Kim Kardashian gets something like $500,000 just to show up at a night club, shake her [bleep], maybe go up and down the stripper pole once or twice ...
The mom, Kris Jenner, who in a way I do worship because she is an evil genius, she was releasing her book, coincidentally, two days after Kim announced her divorce. Isn't that weird? Exactly. It was a tell-all about being a Kardashian because she was finally going to reveal things about the family. What the f*** don't we know about that f****** family?"
Hee. Love you, Kathy Griffin. A few video clips are below.