Ke$ha claims she had 'eyeball sex' with Johnny Depp

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Ke$ha is not a slut, but she did have "eyeball sex" with Johnny Depp -- that is, if you believe Ke$ha. The "Die Young" singer, who previously announced she had sex with a ghost, claims she and Depp virtually got it on in December. 

"Me and Johnny Depp had eyeball sex at the benefit concert for Superstorm Sandy in LA," Ke$ha tells Metro. "We never really talked -- we just had eyeball sex." The pair did meet up backstage at the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards in March, but no word on whether their alleged eyeballing progressed into anything more substantial.

Despite hooking up via her eyeballs, Ke$ha wants the world to know she's not really that kind of girl. "If men in music talk about sex, girls, strippers and partying, then why can't I," she laments. "Just because I'm a woman, it doesn't make me a drunk or a slut."

As for the type of men this non-drunk, non-"slut" goes for, Ke$ha says, "I just want a guy who has a big penis and a car." Oy.
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