Kevin Smith is fat, but not the fattest dude on that Southwest flight

Kevin Smith was not the only fat dude on that Southwest Airlines flight. But he was the only one tossed off for being a "safety risk."

"I know I'm fat," Smith tweeted. "But I broke no regulation, offered no 'safety risk' (what, was I gonna roll on a fellow passenger?). I saw someone bigger than me on THAT flight! But I wasn't about to throw a fellow Fatty under the plane as I'm being profiled. But he & I made eye contact, & he was like 'Please don't tell...'"