Khloe Kardashian guest-hosts 'Chelsea Lately' and proves once again why she's the best KardashianAdd to Favorites | Chelsea Lately
Khloe's opening monologue poked so much fun at herself and her family, plus it ended with a whiz-bang joke that we did not see coming.
"In case you've been to the checkout line at a grocery store, my family and I tend to appear in a lot of magazines. I know this might be shocking, but all the stories they print are 100 percent false. Well, 99 percent are false. One of the tabloids recently said that I am hotter than Kim now. Let's hashtag that 'winning,'" says Khloe.
She continues: "If you do the tabloid math, I'm currently carrying three different men's babies. But I can confirm that I am not pregnant. If I was, my boobies would actually exist. Right now they are so pushed, I have all my back-fat pushed so it looks like I have t***."
Finally, Khloe says, "Probably the biggest rumor floating out there is that O.J. Simpson is my dad. Well, I really hope that's not the case because I did f*** him once."
O.M.G. Khloe! The delivery was priceless. Video below.