Kris Humphries' first post-divorce-announcement tweet: We know. The suspense is killing you.
Ever since, we've been waiting, waiting, waiting for Humphries to tweet.
Kim unfollowed him, but Kris kept it klassy and didn't respond in kind.
Then, finally, on Nov. 14, Kris broke his Twitter silence.
A tirade about his prenup? A plea for his fans' loyalty? An apology to everyone who still can't get married?
Nope. "There's no place like home," Kris tweeted, with a photo taken in Minnesota, which he calls home -- and, as we know from the "Fairy Tale Wedding" special, which Kim never really took to.
Finally. Our refresh button will be glad for the break.