Linda Hogan says Hulk Hogan isn't playing fair!

Lindahoga_jesse_12811591_600 Even though Hulk Hogan reportedly offered to pay Linda Hogan $40,000 a month, her reps say she is being taken to the proverbial cleaners.

I hear ya, readers. I could live on 40 grand a month easy. But it seems that Hulk left poor Linda with seven dogs, a huge house to maintain and took community property, including their $3 million beach house.

Linda's peeps say Hulk is wasting 20 grand a month on "Human Growth Hormone" to stay looking buff while Linda is having to spend 20 grand a month in legal fees to wade through all the roadblocks Hulk is putting in their divorce.

So can't her lawyers lower their fees or do it pro bono?

And no word on what their joint exorbitant tanning session, Botox and peroxide bills must be.

Linda's camp's main complaint is that Hulk's income during the marriage was sometimes over $1 million a month, not a year.

"It is all relative. That is what people don't understand. You can't compare what Linda gets to your own income of 50k a year, you have to compare it to Hulk's onetime income of $12-16 million a year and the lifestyle that comes with it. That puts it into perspective," says Gary Smith, Linda's publicist.

Click here to read the entire press release, which must also have cost Linda a pretty penny.

Apparently, It's all about the style in which you have become addicted, er, accustomed.

Keep reading to find out what Linda says really caused the divorce ...