Lindsay Lohan is a hot mess, police reports said
Officers responded to a 3 p.m. call from a security company when Lohan's burglar alarm went off Tuesday in Hollywood and discovered what they at first thought to be ransacking. Sadly, the "ransacking" was just the normal state of the house.
There was no sign of anything missing ... except for a good housekeeping award.
Where's Niecy Nash when you need her?
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