Lindsay Lohan blows drug test; Russell Brand arrested

lindsay-lohan-03-gi-500.jpgCelebrity news, but with half the calories and less chewing:

Lindsay Lohan could be heading back to jail after allegedly failing her drug test, testing positive for cocaine. Oh, Lilo, you were doing so well in those few minutes you appeared on the MTV Video Music Awards. [ TMZ]

Actor Russell Brand, Katy Perry's affianced, was arrested for battery at Los Angeles International Airport after reportedly attacking a photographer. [ RadarOnline]