'Love in the Wild': Least favorites get sent home, threesomes are back

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shauna-ryan-love-in-the-wild.jpgLast time on "Love in the Wild," Jenny McCarthy introduced two men for each woman, so by the end of the hour, seven men were booted. We were quite pleased with the seven men who made the cut - we cannot say the same for every woman in the competition.

In the wake of the Couples' Choice Ceremony, Chase is pretty pumped to have Ali - good luck with that, dude. And Tim the d-bag is also quite flattered that Summer "earned" him. Personally, we think Summer should've stuck with Jesse, but that's just us.

Did Shauna just say she's "excited to go seepies"? Uh, if I were Ryan, I would immediately write her off. Meanwhile, Ken and Yanina are bonding and are super cute together. They might be our favorite couple at this point.

Challenge


After a funny fake-out involving making out with a very old farmer to win the adventure, McCarthy tells them their first challenge is to make a net and follow the map to a lagoon. Chase seems to be the magic charm for Ali, because they are in first right out of the gate.

Meanwhile, Ryan and Shauna cannot find a net to put together and she's super intense and whiny - it's so obnoxious. Back at the lagoon, Ali is freaking out about having to jump off a cliff and Chase just kind of pushes her off before she has time to freeze up. Heh. He'd make a good "Amazing Race" partner, we bet.

Actually, all the partnerships (save Shauna and Ryan) are so far doing well together, even yucky Tara is doing OK with Jesse and d-bag Tim is appreciating how awesome Summer is.

After the cliff diving, it's catch-a-guinea-fowl time as the twangy strains of "Deliverance" kick up. Rather hilariously, guinea fowl aren't the only birds in the pen, so there is a lot happening and people are catching the wrong birds all over the place. We feel kind of bad for the birds, poor things.

We also feel bad for Ryan, who is putting up with a lot of crap from Shauna. She is the worst. If you're going to complain so much, put your money where your mouth is and YOU do it, lady.

Ben and Jenny really struggle with the task and he just kind of snaps and throws the net. But Jenny picks up the net and catches one, so they're off.

At the finish line, Chase/Ali win, so they are Oasis-bound. 2nd through 4th go Tim/Summer, Jesse/Tara, Jason/Cina, so they're in the cabins. 5th and 6th are Ken/Yanina and then Ryan/Shaun - Ken hilariously, like, Superman jumps over Shauna to get the wooden idol. And poor Ben and Jenny are in the lean-to.

Mingling

Ali and Chase are pumped, as well they should be - that house is amazing. Meanwhile, Jenny and Ben creatively make a nice bed using cushions from the pool. But in bed, she makes a move and he doesn't respond quite as well as she would've liked. Ouch. He likes he - he thinks she's funny and brilliant, but it seems like there's no spark there for him.

But speaking of spark, over in a cabin, Tara and Jesse ... do something. There's a lot of wriggling under that sheet.

The next day, Ken and Yanina have a rather cute, adult conversation about being promiscuous and he says he would love it if she's not that way - but does he want to have sex with her? Yes. Hee! At least he's honest.

Shauna's Meltdown


So Shauna decides she needs to have "the talk" with Ryan to see where he's at and Jenny advises her to "be nonchalant" about it. Naturally, wound-too-tightly Shauna then leads with, "What are you thinking? What are you feeling?" And then she lays it out like - I kept you around, so how dare you not have a spark with me? Oh my god, lady! Do you have no self-awareness? Can you not sense there is no spark? And Ryan is right, do you want him to force it as a reward for keeping him around? That's weird and creepy, crazypants.

Just because you're hopeless and awkward and desperate for love does not mean every guy is just going to fall at your feet. In fact, generally it means quite the opposite.

Reward

Ali and Chase ride a gondola up a mountainside for a delicious lunch. Chase is being amazing, but Ali says she's still keeping her eyes open for the other guys. Of course she is - because Ali's like 19 and Chase is like 30.

Meanwhile, the others are celebrating Jesse's birthday and d-bag Tim decides it's cool to throw cake in people's faces and hair. Because he's a d-bag who has no social skills - how's he lookin' now, Summer?

That night, Shauna reveals to Ben that she's not choosing Ryan. Oh, no. Noooo, Ben! Ughhhhh. You can tell he has not seen the crazy yet and he's still peeking around because he's not that attracted to Jenny. Poor Jenny. Also, she's awesome, so don't be stupid, Ben.

Tim drunkenly apologizes to Summer about the cake in her hair, but you can tell he doesn't mean it - he snots in a talking-head that he thinks her hair will survive. Uh, that's not the point, dude, and that's probably why you're still single.

Summer has a bit of a spark with Ryan, which would be awesome. Save him from crazy Shauna and save her from d-bag Tim. Perfecto, easy peasy.

Couples Choice Ceremony

Ali and Chase are up first. It's guys' turn this week to go first, but they choose to stay with each other. With Tim and Summer, he chooses to stay but Summer wants to switch! Awesome. Pick Ryan! And then she does and he says yes. Excellent, this is the best.

Tara and Jesse (the possible sex-havers) choose to stay. Uh, no kidding. Jason/Cina and Ken/Yanina also decide to stay, which leaves Shauna up now. She's by herself and she asks Ben if he'll partner with her, and he says ... no! Wow, I'm surprised that he stuck with Jenny, but he awesomely says that Jenna deserves to continue on either with him or without him. What a guy! Wasn't sure he had it in him.

Twist Time

Tim and Shauna are sent packing, which is like the best possible outcome we could have imagined - those two were our least favorites! But now Jenny McCarthy trots out six new girls.

Jenny talking-heads that they are the "sluttiest-looking girls" and Tara calls them "little b******." Heh.

Next week: They're back in trios and poor Jenny is competing with Boobs McGee. The claws, they are a-comin' out, y'all.


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