'Love in the Wild' recap: Midnight at the Oasis
Now that the planes have landed and everyone is on the ground, the host, Darren, explains the concept. They'll be paired up to compete in adventures, and the winning couple will get a romantic night at The Oasis. I would not be able to stop singing "Midnight at the Oasis" if I were there, which is the most annoying song of all time, so it's a good thing I'm not there. Anyway, the couples will probably totally do it at the Oasis. AND, they get to switch it up at any time, if things aren't working out with their randomly assigned partner. Hmm, that may cause some drama. You think? And finally, after each adventure, one man and one woman will be eliminated and the last couple standing wins a trip around the world. Samantha, a wedding planner, thinks that would "literally be a dream come true" and I can't help but feel that she used literally correctly completely by accident.
The women get to pick their partners first, and have to share a bungalow with that person tonight. Fresh! Dawn is up first. She has unfortunate hair for this adventure. Very curly, and they're in a jungle and will presumably also be in the water at some point. Anyway, she picks some dude named Jared. Some chick named Vanessa, who is a law student, kind of looks like a camel. Her hair is also suffering from the humidity. All these b****** with flatirons are in big trouble. Anyway, she claims that she used to only want hot guys, but now that's not as big of a deal. So she picks the dude who looks like a male model and who claims his name is STEELE. I refuse to believe that's the name his parents gave him. He's a professional golfer ALLEGEDLY. My dad watches a lot of golf and I've never heard of this guy.