Marilyn Manson clones his women: Meet Evan Von Teese!

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Sure didn't take Marilyn Manson long to transform his fresh-faced blonde girlfriend, Evan Rachel Wood, left, into a replicant of his former love, sultry brunette burlesque queen Dita Von Teese.

This is sooo creepy, even for Manson! I guess it's a backhanded compiment to Dita. But doesn't Evan have any self-esteem or self-respect? What girl in her right mind would mimic the ex-wife?

What's next? Will Evan perform a seductive striptease in a giant champagne glass, like Dita does?

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