Martha Stewart on condoms, size ... the queen of the kitchen goes blue

Martha Stewart-sausage.jpgWow, Martha Stewart! We didn't know you had it in you. (An excellent place for a "that's what she said" joke, but Steve Carrell pretty much owns those.) On Thursday, December 8th's episode of "The Martha Stewart Show," she and "rock star butcher" Ryan Farr have an interesting chat about sausage casings.

You see this coming, right? The two of them have a little discussion about how the casings are like condoms. Yup. She went there. You know you were thinking it anyway. Here is a little taste of what they said.

Stewart: These are really like rubber balloons actually... or condoms.

Farr: ... I don't know if I would want to use this as a condom, but...

Stewart: Oh, I bet they work. If they work for sausage...

Farr: Yea... It holds the meat in.

Oh yeah. Sexy talk with Martha Stewart. And that's not all she says.  This is some talk about getting the casing on the "nose" of the machine, getting the right "rhythm" and tiny sausages. Excuse us while we go get the brain bleach.
Photo/Video credit: Rob Tannenbaum/The Martha Stewart Show