Mayor Jorge Santini wins craziest holiday card contest
Looks totally normal (well, not totally, but we'll get to that in a second) until you scroll down to see the taxidermied leopard ripping into the throat of the taxidermied gazelle (which appropriately looks terrified).
The caption on the card translates to, "May this Christmas illuminate your dreams," which, OK, that's not super weird, but coupled with the animals locked in battle directly above it, that's a little strange.
What else is kind of weird, even discounting the animals, is the youngest child? Why is that girl posing like she's on "Toddlers and Tiaras"?
Santini tells the HuffPo that the point of the animals is to promote the San Juan Wildlife Museum. He also says the rejected options included "an unconvincing penguin figure staring into a young man's ear in an frosty wonderland and a giant bird swooping over the Mayor's head as a black bear poses nearby."