'Mistresses' Season 2 premiere haikus: Where is everyone when we return?

mistresses-season-2-cast-photo.jpg "Mistresses" is back on ABC with all the soapy goodness we know and love from last summer. This year, follow along with Zap2it's weekly check-in with the four ladies -- in haiku format.

April

New gay BFF
Rediscovers her passion
Sexy artist, rowr

Savi

Sexy time with Dom
Lost Harry and the baby
Toni is trouble

Karen

Sam Grey is dead, sad
Got a new patient to see
Please no sex this time

Joss

She's finding herself
Works as a party planner
Don't sleep with Harry

What did you think of the "Mistresses" Season 2 premiere?
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