MTV VMAs 2013: Kevin Hart warns Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez to steer clear of Robin Thicke
Hart took the stage Sunday (Aug. 25) to make sure the crowd would "turn it up." While there, he rattled off a few funnies, including:
"Miley better get a d*** pregnancy test after all that grinding." Her twerk-heavy performance of "We Can't Stop" morphed into a duet of "Blurred Lines" with Robin Thicke that would have Liam Hemsworth seeing red if he and Miley were still together -- which, come on. Who believes they are still together at this point?
Next, Hart called out besties Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez -- who sat together to watch the night's performances -- telling them to "stay the h*** away" from Thicke. "Unless y'all want to end up on a d*** Amber Alert or something, y'all keep your a**es still," Hart says.
In addition to praising Kendrick Lamar, Hart gave props to Lady Gaga, who earlier shook her thong-clad booty on stage to open up the show. "I didn't know Lady Gaga had all that a**," Hart says. "Lady Gaga has those yams. I was looking." But seriously, how could he have missed it?