MTV VMAs 2013: Kevin Hart warns Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez to steer clear of Robin Thicke

kevin-hart-mtv-vma-2013-gi.jpgComedian Kevin Hart is not hosting the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards, and he wants to be sure he drives that point home. Are you listening, MTV? Kevin Hart really wants to host the VMAs again.

Hart took the stage Sunday (Aug. 25) to make sure the crowd would "turn it up." While there, he rattled off a few funnies, including:

"Miley better get a d*** pregnancy test after all that grinding." Her twerk-heavy performance of "We Can't Stop" morphed into a duet of "Blurred Lines" with Robin Thicke that would have Liam Hemsworth seeing red if he and Miley were still together -- which, come on. Who believes they are still together at this point?

Next, Hart called out besties Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez -- who sat together to watch the night's performances -- telling them to "stay the h*** away" from Thicke. "Unless y'all want to end up on a d*** Amber Alert or something, y'all keep your a**es still," Hart says.

In addition to praising Kendrick Lamar, Hart gave props to Lady Gaga, who earlier shook her thong-clad booty on stage to open up the show. "I didn't know Lady Gaga had all that a**," Hart says. "Lady Gaga has those yams. I was looking." But seriously, how could he have missed it?


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