'My Fair Brady': Captain, indeed
And again, I wonder: Is he the most un-self aware man in the world, or is he a genius? Because we keep watching --- and he's makin' the money.
After Chris basically loses his mind with the girly photo shoot album, he walks out and gets his own room, leaving his wife behind shrieking, "I don't want anyone else but you!" She calls his cell and gets his voicemail (of course), where she apologizes for having failed to give him a good birthday. Oh, Adrianne.
In his room, Chris calls their marriage counselor, Dr. Pine, and says he's "confused" and that "Adrianne has been sending mixed signals for a very long time." So, sure --- marry her if you don't have a clear read on who she is. The wise (and I would imagine after the amount of counseling these two need, quite wealthy) Dr. Pine reminds Chris that Adrianne has made it clear that when she's hurt, she turns to her mother and her grandmother. "I wonder if it's possible that her experiences with women are really about comfort and safety."
Meanwhile, back in their room, a hysterical Adrianne calls her friend Brandy --- who totally wins Friend of the Year in my book --- and tells her what happened. Chris comes back ready to talk, and reflects, "I'm sure that leaving was more damaging, ultimately to our relationship." Uh, ya think? He admits that her talking about being with other women isn't funny or interesting and does nothing for him, and he finds it offensive. She gets it now, she says -- but this is the first time she's ever heard this from him.
Then she brings up his cheating ex-wives, which in his voiceover (What is up with that shirt, by the way? Is he playing canasta in Boca, or what?) he calls offensive and says has no bearing on his concern. Oh really? No, insecurities over infidelities would have no bearing on irrational reasoning. Good grief. They talk some more, she admits she's attracted to both men and women but that she's found her mate, and he pulls the covers up over his head and turns over. Seriously? This is how a 49-year-old man talks through issues? By this point I'm yelling at the TV and practically bursting with pride when Adrianne sticks up for herself and says, "Stop telling me you'll leave me. Stop telling me I'm not good enough for you. Stop it."
They continue the conversation at home, and again he walks out of the room. He talks about how he's got to work on his baggage, but he's disappointed that she's not working on hers. She talks about how they should both go to individual counseling. "I've done 20 years of counseling," he says. Buddy, demand a refund, because nothing's sunk in. "Obviously it's done a great job for you!" she yells. "It doesn't matter if you've done 20 years because you're so f****d up! We both need to go!"
They end up working it out in a rather touching conversation. OK. Problem solved. On to the next issue.
To implant or not to implant? She wants augmentation surgery; he wants to go to cooking classes. There's a way to compromise! She consults with a plastic surgeon, who advises putting off the procedure if they're going to have kids any time soon. "That's fine with me, because Chris and I already agreed that we would wait eight or nine years until we had children." Grateful for the reprieve, you two.
Understanding that he has a tendency to change his mind, Adrianne tries to confirm with her husband that they're set on waiting to have kids. He's fine with that --- that is, until next week . . .
What did you think? Satisfactory resolution to the problem? Is he going to change his mind? Will going under the knife make everyone happy? How big a beach house do you think Dr. Pine has been able to buy as a result of working with these two?