My Favorite TV Quotes of 2007
"We have to go back Kate." Future Jack to Future Kate on Lost.
"Jim, I called off my wedding because of you. And now we're not even friends. And things are just, like, weird between us and that sucks. And I miss you. You were my best friend before you went to Stamford. I really miss you. I shouldn't have been with Roy and there were a lot of reasons to call off my wedding. But the truth is, I didn't care about any of those reasons until I met you." Pam to Jim on The Office.
""Ted, how many times have I asked you to put the lid back on the peanut butter jar? It's this sort of inconsiderate, immature, jackassery that makes me feel like I'm living in the Real World house. And not the early years when they had jobs and social consciences. I'm talking about Hawaii and after!" Marshall to Ted on How I Met Your Mother.
"Thanks for the gum." Booth to Bones after they kissed on Bones.
"You see I've arrived at that place where I can't imagine life without you." Fritz proposing to Brenda on The Closer.
"You know maybe we should get married." Grissom to Sara on CSI.
"Yeah we haven't told anybody yet but it's going really great." Pam about Jim and Pam on The Office.
"Mom, you've given me everything I need." Rory to Lorelei in the series finale of Gilmore Girls.
"Mom, if you're trying to drive me crazy, I can walk from here." Sarah to her Mom on Brothers & Sisters.
"Nuts." Jake on Jericho.
"Lot's of hair, too many women, enjoys elevators and long walks on the beach." Dr. Bailey to Dr. Torres describing McDreamy on Grey's Anatomy.
"If they're regular viewers, they know by now, anything goes." Alan to Denny on Boston Legal.
"Amnesia doesn't exist. It's just a cheap and lazy story telling device." Sam's ex-boyfriend Nathan to Sam on Samantha Who?
"If we could have turned this into a body-swap comedy, we could have squeezed another year or two out of this." Seth to Ryan on The O.C.
"That's what I would do. I'd round us all up, stick us in a lab on some island in the middle of the ocean." Nathan to Simone on Heroes.
"I'm just a guest star. We all know what happens to guest stars." Nikki to Billy Dee Williams in her flashback on Lost.
"Oh Frasier's on." Casey on Greek.
"Lloyd, I see dead people. Why." Ari to Lloyd before he meets M. Night Shyamalan on Entourage.
"I once captained my own spaceship." Denny Crane to the media mob on Boston Legal.
"She spends all day on the internet talking into her webcam. It's like living with lonelygirl15." Jen K about her roommate on Greek.
"Thanks for the tip, Felicity." Dave to Brian on What About Brian referencing Brian's hair cut.
"You know how Jack Bauer should torture terrorist? Make them go car shopping with their exes." Lorelai to Sookie on Gilmore Girls.
"Rob Thomas is a whore." Piz to Veronica talking about the lead singer of Matchbox 20 whose name just happens to be the same as the executive producer of Veronica Mars.
"Between the women and the drinking, that kid was on the Colin Farrell freeway about to pull over into the Robert Downey, Jr. rest stop." Paris to Rory about Logan on Gilmore Girls.
"If I can't be Monique fat I have to be Teri Hatcher thin." Jenna to Kenneth on 30 Rock.
"Jesus baby what's wrong? You sound worse than when Harry Hamlin got voted off Dancing with the Stars." Ari to his wife on Entourage.
"Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three." Michael discussing Dwight's potential betrayal on The Office.
"Why do people I know keep dying?" Chloe to to Morris on 24.
"Are we role playing? Am I you? I don't wanna be you!" Wilson to House on House.
"It's like a healthy french fry that makes you mad." Nicole on The Class talking about carrot sticks.
"Well, actually we're not quite in Portland." Jason to Juliet on Lost.
"The scariest part of this whole thing is that you're a Bon Jovi fan." Dean to Sam on Supernatural.
"Come on, Mom. You spent a night in jail for smoking pot. This family should have, like, a bat signal for things that good." Sarah to her mom on Brothers & Sisters.
"It's genius! He's a sponge but he talks!" Lynette while watching TV after having brownies laced with marijuana on Desperate Housewives.
"That's two." Marshall after slapping Barney on How I Met Your Mother .
"I wish I could menstruate. If I could menstruate, I wouldn't have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I'd just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus I'd be more in tune with the moon and the tides." Dwight on The Office.
"Well, look at that. Somebody's hooked on phonics." Sawyer to Jin on Lost.
"Let's get this straight, my parents live in Ohio, I live in the moment." College Ted to college Marshall on How I Met Your Mother.
"They're my kids and I love them, but I'm pretty relieved to be dead." Rex Van De Kamp as the narrator on Desperate Housewives.
"You give me a raise or no more sex." Michael trying to negotiate a salary increase from Jan on The Office.
"Welcome to the wonderful world of not knowing what the hell is going on." Kate to Juliet on Lost.
"You're like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness." Dean to Sam on Supernatural.
"Damn Jack." Mike after surveying the scene where Jack had singly handedly taken out well pretty much everyone on 24.
"Want me to walk you to your car? This town's not safe for a bitch." Amanda to Ari on Entourage.
"Hope I'm not interrupting. You two arguing over who's you're favorite Other?" Saywer to Jack and Juliette on Lost.
"I'm about to compliment you and I'm going to ask you to lose the surprise." Simon to Melinda on American Idol.
"You're cursed Jack. Everything you touch one way or another ends up dead." Secretary of Defense James Heller to Jack on 24.
"I'm not getting sucked into the vortex of your insanity again." Wilson to House on House.
"We're a tight family -- kind of like a vice." Tommy to the doctor on Brothers & Sisters.
"You are such a chick flick.. I would totally pay $12.00 to see you" Diane to Betty on Ugly Betty.
"This time art made science her bitch." Angela to Bones on Bones.
"My fiancee is effacing with a bastard so get me a friggin' priest." Brad to Claire on Boston Legal.
"You saved the cheerleader, so we could save the world." Nathan to Peter before taking him up into the sky on Heroes.
"Do you know your man broke out of the Oompah Loompah factory and is up to no good?" Ari to Vince about E on Entourage.
"Figuring out if a car is tailing you is mostly about driving like you're an idiot. You speed up, slow down, signal one way, turn the other. Of course ideally you're doing this without your mother in the car." Michael's narration during Burn Notice.
"Those bookends are hideous. Take them home." Patty to Ellen about the bookends that eventually become a murder weapon on Damages.
"So then other than possible early onset menopause, getting engaged, having your parents come to town, buying a new house, being attacked with a cattle prod then shooting and killing your assailant, there's nothing significant happening in your life." Dr. Leonard to Brenda on The Closer.
"I've been a homicide investigator for more than 20 years. I have seen more crime scenes than I can possibly count. Well, 410, but that's not the point." Monk to a parole board on Monk.
"I made a Darth Doody." Stewie as Darth Vader on the Family Guy Star Wars episode.
"From now on you have to be entirely unextraordinary." HRG to Claire on Heroes.
"So I bowl. What's really disturbing is that I'm good at it." Dexter in the second season premiere of Dexter.
"I'm not superstitious. I'm a littlestitious." Michael on The Office.
"I think that you have as much of a chance of having a sexual relationship with penny as the Hubbell telescope does of discovering that at the center of every black hole is a little man with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker" Sheldon to Leonard on The Big Bang Theory.
"Come on, girl. I am black, you're Mexican... Let's not talk around it like a couple of dull, white people." Wilhelmina to Betty on Ugly Betty.
"You can't teach an old dog new tricks because it's illegal and you'll go to jail." Michael about age discrimination on The Office.
"There's clearly a deep emotional attachment between you." The therapist to Bones and Booth on Bones.
"Thank you. I hope we can live up to your stereotype." Lee to Susan about Desperate Housewives
"My cousin Tim fixes NBA games." Jack to the private investigator on 30 Rock.
"People ask me all the time, 'How do you stay with him?' I always tell them, 'There's another side to Larry that you don't see.' And then I just realized today, there's no other side." Cheryl to Larry on Curb Your Enthusiasm.
"Six months? No one takes that long to heal anymore. It's a breakup, not a facelift!" Gaby to Carlos on Desperate Housewives.
"Help me, Liz Lemon! You're my only hope!" Rosemary (Carrie Fisher) channeling Princess Leia to Liz.
"Turns out it's a pretty easy gig when your boss isn't an idiot and your boyfriend isn't in love with somebody else." Karen about working for Dunder-Mifflin on The Office.
"That concludes our Halloween show for this year. I just want to say that for watching this network, you're all going to hell. That includes FX, Fox Sports and our newest devil's portal, the Wall Street Journal. Welcome to the club." Ned Flanders on the Treehouse of Horror episode of The Simpsons.
"Cliff this wedding is so fancy, Armani is wearing Prada." Marc to his boyfriend Cliff on Ugly Betty.
"Anne Heche leaves husband for pony" The running ticker at the bottom of the screen during CC's interview on 30 Rock.
"What do you want me to do, Sam? Sit around all day writing sad poems about how I'm going to die? You know what I've got one. Let's see what rhymes with shut up Sam?" Dean to Sam on Supernatural.
"You expect to get screwed by your company but you never expect to get screwed by your girlfriend." Michael on The Office.
"Grow up I believe is my point." Bailey to the randy residents on Grey's Anatomy.
"I finally have a case of Lupus." House to his team on House.
"Relapse five! That's where we high five, are awkward about it for a few minutes, and then high five again." Barney to Ted after hearing that Ted and Robin slept together on How I Met Your Mother.
"Is it me or does our government never want me to have sex again?" Chuck on Chuck.
"No one is ever going to call me Nazi again." Bailey while operating on a white supremacist on Grey's Anatomy.
"Sarah and Casey are right inside. One girly scream from me and they go into full combat mode." Chuck to Bryce on Chuck.
"That was the night I was born. I rose like a phoenix from her mentholated bosom and strode into the world Armani clad and fully awesome." Barney about having sex for the first time on How I Met Your Mother.
"I mean it's a broad generalization but my guess is an attractive man who makes pies for a living shouldn't even spend a short amount of time in prison." Emerson on Pushing Daisies.
''Oh Andrea I have the perfect dress for you, it looks as good at night as it does stumbling home in the morning.'' Regina to Andrea on Samantha Who?
"I seem to have lost my date. I wonder where Holly Harper is?" Nora on Brothers & Sisters.
Those are some of my favorite quotes of 2007. What are yours? Post them below. I'll be back on Monday with my favorite TV moments of 2007. Have a favorite moment? Write me at firstname.lastname@example.org and let me know. Have a great weekend.
Amy Amatangelo, TV Gal