Neil Patrick Harris, Conan O'Brien, Mindy Kaling: TV Tweets of the past 24 hours

Thumbnail image for neil-patrick-harris-himym-320.jpgThe wild, weird and insane television tweets of the past 24 hours...

(Note: Every now and then, something sorta newsworthy might slip in here too... not often though)

It's almost Neil Patrick Harris' special day and he's got some requests. We can help with a couple of these: @ActuallyNPH: Things I Want for my Birthday (6/15), Chapter 1: an iPhone 4, magical automatons, original Banksy art, and 1 million followers.

Things I Want for my Birthday, Chapter 2: Haunted Mansion memorabilia, an actual Muppet, the superpower to eliminate oil from water, a pony.
Coco is clearing his conscience: @ConanOBrien:
I'm in Washington DC tonight - both to do a show and to testify about my affair with a congressional page. Lucas, I'm so sorry.
"The Office" star and scribe, Mindy Kaling, is feeling despondent: @mindykaling:
When Breaking Bad and NBA Finals end in a week I don't really get what the point of life is
Jimmy Kimmel is gonna share his magic secrets with someone: @jimmykimmel: lucky follower number 60,000 wins the ability to set things on fire using only his/her thoughts
Bill Prady ("The Big Bang Theory") finds the silver lining: @billprady: AARP card arrived in mail. Damn you, harbingers of decrepitude! Damn you to the deepest -- hey, wait... members get 20% off at Denny's!
We're pretty sure the snake is ready for you to leave, too, Hart Hanson ("Bones"): @HartHanson: I ran up a hill this morning then peed on a snake and screamed. Maybe it's time to think about coming back to civilization.
"Warehouse 13" star Eddie McClintock is facing a harsh truth: @therealeddiemcc: I'm realizing, that in this business, "Did you like it? You can be honest.", really means "Lie to me gently."

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