New 'Buffy' film? We agree with Giles: 'The earth is doomed'

buffy-stars.jpg"If the Apocalypse comes, beep me." Buffy, we're gonna need that beeper number STAT.

Warner Bros. has announced plans to remake the "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" film with a new writer. Yes, you read that right. A writer who is not Joss Whedon. A new "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" film (because the first one was so revolutionary?). We'll have our secretary file this under no-good, very-bad news.

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