'New Girl' gets a new roommate for Season 2 - Regis Philbin
Of course, it's all for a new Funny or Die video written by Philbin's daughter, J.J., who also happens to be a writer on "New Girl." No word on whether real-life Reege has a vendetta against Greenfield or not, but FoD Reege wants Schmidt to take a bus ride off a cliff (a la "Veronica Mars" Season 2) to get him off the show as quickly as possible.
That'd leave a vacancy in the loft, and Regis has a great idea as to who should move in. We'll give you a hint: rhymes with "Freegis Rilbin." (It's Regis Philbin.)
How do you think Reege would get along with the roomies?