Nicole Richie on 'Regis & Kelly,' Simon Cowell on 'Ellen'

Nicolerichie Snooze. I'm bored. Unless Nicole Richie lets her real personality out in public and starts talking smack about Lindsay Lohan to Reeg, there's not much to look forward to in the talk show world today. Not in terms of TV star guests, anyway...

I might watch Donald Faison on "Tavis" though. And, hey, maybe Simon Cowell will say something good and offensive on "Ellen." Fingers crossed!

"The Tonight Show with Jay Leno": Howie Mandel

"Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson": George Hamilton

"Late Night with Jimmy Fallon": J.J. Abrams

"Jimmy Kimmel Live": Zachary Quinto, "Dancing with the Stars" castoff

"The View": Donald Trump, Ivanka Trump

"Live with Regis and Kelly": Nicole Richie

"The Ellen DeGeneres Show": Simon Cowell, Zachary Quinto

"Tavis Smiley": Donald Faison

"The Bonnie Hunt Show": Kara DioGuardi

"The Morning Show with Mike and Juliet": Cesar Millan