'Nurse Jackie' recap: "My Old Family Failed, So I'm Starting A New One."
Lenny accidentally sticks himself with an epi, and Zoey takes advantage of the heartrate situation to ask him lie-detector questions about their relationship. It is adorable, because they are adorable. Then Jackie borrows another epi pen to knock out the dad of this annoying trashy racist family by making him think he's having a heart attack.
Coop picks an old girlfriend at random and decides to marry her, creepily creeping out a girl who got kicked in the head by a stripper. Then they become Facebook friendsters, for some reason, because nobody can actually resist Coop.