Megan Fox sex tape? Don't you just wish

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Dying to see a Megan Fox sex tape?

Don't hold your breath.

She told MTV that she will never, ever, ever make one. 

"It would take one shot of me not looking good, and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex."

Can't see Miss Fox ever looking like a hippo, can you?

And she won't do nude scenes either. Seriously. I know, I know. I was thinking the same thing about her scanty wardrobe in "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen."

And speaking of Megan's wardrobe, go here to see the absolute worst pictures of Megan Fox we could find.

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