'Pirates' star Orlando Bloom, Miranda Kerr (really) engaged!

orlando-bloom-miranda-kerr-engaged.jpg"Pirates of the Caribbean" star Orlando Bloom has finally put a ring on his sexy girlfriend, Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr.

And while The Dish Rag is very happy for the couple, we realize that this is also a black day for Orly and Miranda's millions of ever-hopeful fans. Our condolences.