Penelope Cruz, Javier Bardem tie the knot

penelope-cruz-javier-bardem.jpg Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem got married earlier this month, and though news about their union is just getting out now, we think we have a sense of how things went down.

We're envisioning shafts of light and choirs of angels and the like, because Cruz and Bardem are, no two ways about it, blessed in the looks department. Just sayin'.