Pizza Hut introduces cheeseburger-ringed 'crown crust' pizza in Middle East
In an ad for the utterly over-the-top pizza, a customer laughs as he jokingly orders a cheeseburger at a Pizza Hut. But, to his astonishment, the server replies with a "Cheeseburger? Sure!" and presents the table with the Crown Crust Pizza.
"Made with perfectly grilled mini-cheeseburger gems, nestled in crown crusts, topped with beef, fresh veggies and drizzled with Pizza Hut's special sauce," intones a voice-over as the monstrosity is shown in extreme close-up.
So far, the pizza is only available in the Middle East. Hearts and minds, people.