Playboy: Chelsea Handler not nude. Joanna Krupa totally is.

original.jpgWe had no idea so many of you are eagerly awaiting a peek at Chelsea Handler's jingle bells, so let us clear something up for you.

Chelsea Handler is gracing the cover of the December issue of Playboy, but inside the magazine she is doing nothing more than offering a Holiday Guide (which promises to be hilarious).

The eight-page nude pictorial belongs to none other than "Dancing with the Stars" contestant Joanna Krupa.

This is the second time Krupa is appearing in Playboy, having been on the cover of the July 2005 issue (below). A sneak peek of her December cover can be seen here.

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Wait, but didn't we say Chelsea Handler is on the cover? There are two covers. Chelsea's will be available solely on newsstands, while Joanna's cover will be on newsstands and be sent to subscribers.

Either way... Happy Holidays. Ho. Ho. Ho.

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