'Precious' star Gabourey Sidibe to host 'Saturday Night Live' [UPDATED]

gabby-sidibe-weight-loss.jpgAfter the Oscars, Howard Stern insisted that the "Precious" Best Actress Oscar nominee Gabourey Sidibe is the size of a planet and will never work again.

How do those words taste, Howie? Want some ketchup? Mayo? Because according to the intrepid celebrity reporter Marc Malkin at E!, Gabby has just inked a deal to host SNL.