Pregnant Snooki: 'I'd die' if I looked like Jessica Simpson

snooki-jessica-simpson-pregnant-baby-bump "Jersey Shore's" Meatball No. 1, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is expecting her first child with boyfriend Jionni LaValle. But, says the pint-sized Guidette, she's glad she isn't as big as another pregnant celebrity: Jessica Simpson.

"I would die if I were her size," Polizzi tells Us Weekly.

"[Jessica] said she indulged in everything that she wanted," Polizzi continues. "I'm trying to each healthy -- fruits, lots of jelly and Italian ices. Nothing fattening at all."

Snooki also adds that her kid will be the hottest Guido or Guidette in town.

"My baby's gonna be naturally tan," says Polizzi. "If you look at me and Jionni [LaValle], we're very dark, so luckily the baby will be very dark."
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