President George W. Bush cracks jokes on 'Oprah': Highlights from the interview
Bush cracked jokes, addressed concerns, and asserted that he had no desire to return to the limelight (despite being on "The Oprah Winfrey Show").
On his first day off with his wife, Laura, after President Obama's inauguration: "So I'm lying on the couch and she walks in. I said, 'Free at last' and she said, 'Yeah, you're free alright. You're free to do the dishes.' I said, 'You're talking to the former president, baby!' And she said, 'Consider it your new domestic policy agenda.'"